It makes for a great t-shirt, no doubt. It’s what you buy as a gift for the songwriter in your life. As a matter of fact, I own one, and my wife bought it for me for my birthday last year. I’ll get into more matters of fact later in this post, as well as the opposite of those types of matters as this post’s title implies. Even if you’re not a country fan, you’ve heard it before. It’s been used as the title of books, movies, and albums.
As a songwriter, and music fan, I get it. If a song’s lyric has some truth in it, it means you can relate. And if its music doesn’t have too many changes, it resonates.
I’ve written my share of 3-chord songs, and many of them contained what I believed to be the truth at the time, but I’m here to argue that if all songs followed this formula, we’d be bored. I’d like to think I offer some variety in my music. Some of the lyrics were inspired by real events and experiences that happened to me in my life. At the same time, I know that you can only take so much Scott Cooley in one sitting, despite that variety.
I’m like that myself as a music fan. Even though I love the Beatles and Led Zeppelin, for example, no matter how simple or truthful the music seems to be, there’s a limit to how long I can put up with any band’s music in a single listening session. They each offered considerable variety in their catalogs, ranging from the easily understood to the complex with gibberish, and any of it can be highly appealing.
The Beatles could craft amazing melodies without many chords and deliver them with addictive harmony vocals and straightforward love subject matter. They transitioned to some nonsense lyrics with long progressions later in their career. Led Zeppelin’s extended jams and awesome riffs were delivered with virtuosity while borrowing lyrical concepts and cold hard truth from the blues masters. Sprinkled in were some short and simple songs fictional fantasy content. As great as these two bands were, despite the variety they offered, after a couple hours of listening to either, you’re ready for something different.
Isn’t it great we can move on to other artists and other types of music experiences, then return with renewed appreciation after a break? I also love Bob Dylan, but my tolerance threshold is a little lower. His harsh vocals and long stream-of-bs lyrics, which surely contain countless outright lies, wear me out faster despite the music not containing many chords, and are quicker to grate on the nerves.
Even with complex classical or jazz that is purely instrumental, I get sick of it in approximately the same amount of time. Maybe we all tend to crave simplicity and believability, and maybe as a songwriter, combining the two is a worthy recipe for success.
The Chords
With complex instrumental, classical, jazz or even prog rock, the music isn’t memorable in the same way as a 3-chord country tune. You remember being moved by it, how it kept you engaged, how you maybe got lost in your own thoughts, and how you felt entertained by it, but you don’t necessarily come away feeling like you could hum or whistle all of it from memory.
On the other hand, if you listen to “I Fall To Pieces” by Patsy Cline, you’ll have the melody and hook in your head afterward. It’s not only simple chords-wise, it’s also simple from a structural perspective: just two verses, no pre-chorus, no chorus, no bridge. Harlan went for a plain composition, for sure, but it worked (albeit from someone who could sing the phone book and make it interesting).
You might want to believe that the more unique chords a song has, or the more complex chords a song has, the better it would be. Logically you might conclude that progressive rock is more impressive than other types of rock and roll because it’s more challenging to write or to play on guitars or whatever, but sometimes you’re more impressed with how a short and simple song can be so satisfying to listen to. In my way of thinking, doing more with less is harder.
Most of my songs have at least 4 chords, although quite a few only use 3, come to think of it. I don’t think I’ve ever written one with only 2. A few could have as many as 7, maybe even as many as 8, but I pay no attention. The average, off the top of my head, might be 4 point something, like 4.5 maybe, without any calculations, I guess.
You can google popular songs with only 1 or 2 chords, and there a surprising number of them. To name a few, “Paperback Writer” by the Beatles, “Chain of Fools” by Aretha Franklin, and “Jambalaya” by Hank Williams have 2 each; while “Run Through the Jungle” by CCR and “Get Up, Stand Up” by Bob Marley only have 1 each. I think. Not sure about any of them though.
The number of chords in a song has little impact on how good a song is. When I was first teaching myself how to play guitar back in the early 90s, I knew other guitar players who had sheet music and guitar books they let me take a look at. I remember “American Pie” by Don McLean, “Stairway to Heaven” by Led Zeppelin, and “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen all seemed to have an overwhelming number of chords, like more than 10 each.
Of course, anything in the realm of jazz typically has a ton of chords as well, like a lot of songs by Steely Dan, for example. Chords aside, music with very static melodies can make for a fun listen, and just because a melody is dynamic and soaring and complex, doesn’t necessarily make it more pleasing to the ears. I’ve read that recently, songs have become simpler over time, and with the data available via technology, I can’t refute that. The point is that the number of chords or melody notes has hardly any bearing on a song’s popularity over time.
The Lies
On a related note, read also this other post I wrote about 8 years ago that I just remembered: https://blog.scottcooley.com/2017/11/creative-writing-about-ones-own.html entitled “Creative Writing about One’s Own Creative Writing Habit (Lying about Lying in Songs),” in which you can compare this one with how I felt about a similar topic back that long ago.
Tons of songs, including tons of my own, are about love and relationships. I’ve been happily married for almost a quarter century, but you might not be able to guess that from just listening to my songs. I write lyrics from the perspective of other people quite often, stepping in to a character. Although most of my songs are not story songs, I have written quite a few.
One of my favorite quotes ever is Mark Twain’s “Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” A lot of my lyrics are brutally honest and I’ve been told people can relate to them easily. On the other hand, a lot of the content is just completely made up. One can’t always write historically accurate songs, or only write songs based on actual news events. I mean, one can, but none do.
There’s no question that lying seems to be on the upswing in our society, and one could argue it’s becoming more acceptable, which is scary. Wrong direction in my opinion. Back when I was single, I admit I enjoyed lying about myself to sound more impressive, in the context of pick-up scenes in bars in my 20s.
Trying to impress people by stretching the truth can actually work. Insecure people do it. I’ve been guilty of it, and it tore me up inside. For other people, however, it doesn’t bother them at all. Some people can sense bullshit more easily than others, but it’s surprising how many people out there in the world will just believe what you tell them about yourself. This is dangerous, and bad form. Politicians are known for having this tendency, and people like that Alex Jones guy took it to the extreme and made a lucrative career out of it for years. You don’t want to become like him.
You could re-frame how you think about people who make up fake news, and chalk it up to a form of entertainment, but when it becomes harmful, it’s not cool. Yes, I used to lie more than I do now, and I try to limit my fibbing to the white variety now, and only on a rare occasion. In a job interview, or simply when marketing yourself as a solo artist, it can be hard to resist the temptation to represent yourself in the most favorable light. I know I’ve significantly curbed taking that much creative license as I’ve gotten older, and I’m proud of that, but outside of my real life with family and friends, I still allow some leniency in my pursuit of writing songs.
In this day and age, truth has little impact on what people believe. Unfortunately, fact-checking and moderation are increasingly no longer deemed important priorities, while claiming something is fake news without any fact verification is an acceptable excuse in response to criticism. Lying can become a terrible and devastating habit. Our president is a compulsive liar who started a social media platform called truth social that is full of conspiracy theories, misinformation, and disinformation. More than half of us think there’s nothing wrong with any of that. (I’m not saying I’m one of them.)
An important aspect of a good performance is that it is believable. A great singer can make you believe a song even though they didn’t write it. They make you feel what they feel as if they wrote it, as if they really mean it, as if they are singing from experience, and you sense it’s from a place of honesty. Great actors are no different. I know you know what I mean. If you didn’t know Otis Redding wrote RESPECT, you would never imagine Aretha Franklin didn’t write it herself upon hearing her cover version of it for the first time.
So being fooled is good entertainment. Getting caught up in a fantasy is appealing, whether by reading a book, watching a movie, or listening to a song. We all have the need for an escape from reality from time to time. You can allow yourself to be easily manipulated for enjoyment while being smart enough to know it. You can adopt the words of others, get behind them as if they are your own. Greeting cards are popular in society for a reason.
Not everyone can write songs, and most who can are way better at it than me, but nonetheless it’s become a primary hobby in my life. It’s fun, and if you’re like me, “4 chords and lies” would be a more accurate way to describe it. It’s an honest hobby, there’s nothing illegal happening, and some people have told me they find some of my songs to be entertaining. Some of those entertaining songs contain lies, and although not to the extreme of Randy Newman, some are from the perspective of me pretending to be someone different than who I really am.
I’ve previously blogged about how the use of music recording technology can be on the verge of feeling like cheating, and just because it’s become commonplace, doesn’t mean it’s all good. I don’t want to achieve anything in my life that involves cheating or dishonesty. I’ve had some advantages, but the accomplishments I’m most happy about are those that were the result of my own hard work, often “doing it the hard way”. The beauty of writing anything creative, on the other hand, is the ability to be original and convincing, but not necessarily factual.
There’s also a lot of heartfelt, real, true, authentic stuff in my songs that express my actual thoughts and feelings about things that have actually happened to me, and that involve real people in my life I’ve run across. There’s some degree of truth I suppose in any song. Completely made-up stories can still be revealing of some truth about the author. Until my tell-all autobiography comes out, of course, I’ll never reveal who the songs were really about! Better to keep people guessing.